hey, i'm mia. i love surveys and partying, texting and the color green, sweaters and hugs, holding hands and cuddling, french manicures and cute hair, big bags and autumn leaves &just being me. i have a boy from boston, even though i'm from maryland, and right now he means the world to me. enjoy my surveys, subcribe & just talk to me! i'm nice & and basically the coolest person you'll ever meet (:
[ ] laughed at someone's misfortune (1 point) [ ] laughed at a mentally retarded person (2 points):( i feel terrible saying that... [ ] tried alcohol (1 point) [ ] been drunk (2 points) [ ] played drinking games (1 point) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: seven.
[ ] fallen down because you had too much to drink (3 points) [ ] drank enough to throw up (4 points) [ ] woken up and not remembered what you did the night before (5 points) [ ] been forceably removed from a bar (8 points) [ ] participated in/finished a bar fight (5 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: fourteen.
[ ] drink regularly, at least 3 times a week (3 points) [ ] fallen asleep/pass out in a bar (4 points) [ ] tried pot, hash, or magic mushrooms (4 points) [ ] do drugs regularly (4 points) [ ] bought soft drugs (4 points)weed? TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: twenty two.
[ ] sold drugs (8 points) [ ] sold drugs to support a drug habit (12 points) [ ] used barbiturates (8 points) [ ] used hallucinogens (10 points) [ ] used narcotics (8 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: twenty two.
[ ] been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours (2 points) [ ] been on a date (2 points) [ ] been felt up, groped (2 points) [ ] had sexual intercourse (6 points) [ ] had a bath or shower with the opposite sex (5 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: twenty six.
[ ] paid for sex (8 points) [ ] taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk (4 points) it was kinda a half and half thing, i knew we would never hook up sober, but we were drunk and cuddling so i said we should make out. HEY I WAS REALLY DRUNK TOO! [ ] got someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeeded (8 points) [ ] engaged in oral sex (4 points) [ ] engaged in anal sex (6 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: thirty six.
[ ] engaged in the 69 position (4 points) [ ] contracted an STD (12 points) [ ] had sex without a contraceptive (4 points) [ ] cheated on a partner (12 points) [ ] had sex with two or more partners in a week (4 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: thirty six.
[ ] had sex with more than one person at a time (9 points) [ ] had sex in a public place (6 points) [ ] had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act (4 points) [ ] engaged in a sexual activity with a member of the same sex (10 points) [ ] practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual pleasure (6 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: thirty six.
[ ] used sex toys (6 points) if a vibrator counts. [ ] passed out during sex (5 points) [ ] taken someone else's virginity (4 points) [ ] masturbated while talking on the phone (3 points)phone sex heello [ ] bought something in a sex shop (3 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: fourty five.
[ ] licked or have someone lick an eyeball (1 point) [ ] stripped or danced naked in front of someone (5 points) [ ] made someone sleep in the wet spot (6 points) [ ] necrophelia or beastiality turns you on (20 points) [ ] been arrested (8 points) TOTAL POINTS SO FAR: fifty six.
Look at your total... 0-20 Even a life with the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40 You barely make the scale 41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a dateim lots of fun! 61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else 101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt 131-160 You're enjoying life to the max 161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? 200+ You're going straight to hell
I smoke weed regularly. I smoke it occassionally. I've done it before, but onyl a couple times. I've been high aroun my parents. i would NEVER be around my parents while high. I've met someone new while high. I've made a lot of friends through weed. I only take weed from people I know well. Nah, if someone offeres, I take it! I have a favorite song to listen to when I'm high I have a song that freaks me out when I'm high. I get the munchies really bad. I usually don't get them at all. I get really tired. I don't get tired, my eyes just start to droop. I love the smell of weed. I love the taste of weed. I love when your heart gets all hot and starts beating really fast. I hate one or all of the above, I just do it for the feeling of being high My eyes get really red My eyes never usually get red. I have really deep thoughts while high. No, everything I say/do/think is stupid when I'm high I never/almost never buy my weed. I always buy it. I get it cheap, too! I've sold before. I've never sold, and I don't plan on it.
I've smoked... a joint a blunt a bowl out of a pipe out of a homemade pipe out of a bong out of a water bong out of a homemade bowl out of an apple out of a vaporizer out of an auqua lung
I've been high... at my house at a friend's house at school at the mall at work at the park at a party at an amusement park with my friends by myself while texting while talking on the phone while on the computer around my boyfriend/crush
What's your favorite thing to smoke out of? bowls they're the bestttttt or SIKE water bongs..
What's the dumbest thing you've done while high? uhhhh, maybe the time i fell and busted my ass on a bench, or when i thought smoking some more in my house would be a good idea...
Scariest moment while high? whennn we almost got busteddd by the cops.
Who do you usually smoke with? lea and zee.
What's your favorite thing to cure the munchies with? chocolate chip cookies.
Could youtell I was high when I made this? nah shoooordie.
if its lovin that you want, come take a walk with me
did you lose your virginity in your own bed? still got it!
what was your first alcoholic beverage? vodka probably. or beer.
how old were you when you first smoked weed? fourteen? yeah.
have you ever lived with your girlfriend/boyfriend? nope.
have you ever taken someone back after they've cheated? no.
have you ever thought about killing someone in detail? no way, i have a heart.
have you ever peed while on the phone? i'm sure.
what do you have pierced on you? ears and carti.
what do you have tattooed on you? nothing yet.
do you own porn? hahaha, no.
have you ever been on a blind date? i have not.
what reality shows do you watch? big brother, which starts thursdayyy OOOOOH OKAY.
when is the last time you saw fireworks? yesterday.
what are you dressing up as for halloween? i'm feelin a ref. lol.
do you remember your first favorite song? haha no i dont remember.
are you taller than your mom? yeahhh.
favorite fruit? i like most fruit.
vegetable? errrr, idk.
what was your first screen name? something lame, i'm sure.
what are you planning on doing after filling this out? online shopping!
have you dated anyone on your top? uh yeahhh.
what would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed? well i almost kissed danny cause he was all over me, yuck. but i think before that i kissed julia on the cheek or something. so it'd be impossible.
do you sleep on your stomach? nooo.
are you dating the last person you kissed? BESTFRIEND.
have you ever broken someones heart? nooo.
what are you listening to? teeeee pain
next time you will kiss someone? who knows.
have you ever injected a drug? no.
.: The guy :. [ ] brown hair [ ] blonde hair [ ] red hair [ ] dirty blonde [ ] highlights(naturallll) [ ] bald [ ] spikey hair [ ] gelled down hair [ ] shaggy hair [ ] chopped hair [ ] short hair [ ] long hair [ ] medium length [ ] dyed hair [ ] blue eyes [ ] brown eyes [ ] green eyes [ ] silver eyes [ ] a mixture of eye colors [ ] colored contacts [ ] big eyes [ ] small eyes [ ] normal eyes [ ] chinese/japanese looking eyes [ ] big nose [ ] small nose [ ] average nose [ ] pointy nose [ ] flat nose [ ] curved nose [ ] big lips [ ] luscious lips [ ] smooth lips [ ] small lips [ ] medium lips [ ] big ears [ ] small ears [ ] average ears [ ] abs [ ] tan body [ ] fat [ ] skinny [ ] fit [ ] athletic [ ] big butt [ ] small butt [ ] medium sized butt [ ] tall [ ] short [ ] same height [ ] straight teeth [ ] white teeth [ ] braces [ ] grilllllz [ ] long fingers [ ] short fingers [ ] fat fingers [ ] boney fingers [ ] cocky [ ] agressive [ ] a dumb blonde [ ] sweet [ ] bad ass [ ] jerk [ ] protective [ ] jealous easily [ ] funny [ ] outgoing [ ] quiet [ ] shy [ ] player [ ] popular [ ] sensitive [ ] self centered [ ] prep [ ] emo [ ] gothic [ ] vintage [ ] geek [ ] himself [ ] sort of like you [ ] hippie (or at least opinion minded!) [ ] animal lover [ ] vegetarian
.: The Place :. [ ] movies [ ] out to dinner [ ] on the beach [ ] at a lake [ ] at your house [ ] at his house [ ] drive in (drive in movies) [ ] his parents house [ ] in the day time [ ] in the night time [ ] during the afternoon [ ] the park [ ] on a boat [ ] going to the mall to walk around [ ] miniature golf [ ] bowling [ ] to the pool [ ] play pool [ ] ice skating [ ] in-line skating [ ] laser tag [ ] window shopping [ ] baseball game [ ] football game [ ] a concert [ ] a theme park [ ] go to a party [ ] a bar
.: The Beginning :. [ ] he picks you up [ ] you pick him up [ ] he kisses you hello [ ] talk in the car [ ] hold hands [ ] have him meet your parents [ ] eat dinner before the actual date [ ] talk for a little bit [ ] have your friends come with you [ ] get to know eachother first [ ] get sexual [ ] raining [ ] snowing [ ] thunderstorming [ ] makeout [ ] walk around
.: The Middle :. [ ] see a scary movie [ ] have his hands around you [ ] walking around on the beach [ ] drink some beer [ ] dance at the party [ ] make out [ ] get sexual [ ] go on a boat ride at midnight and stand at the front [ ] go on the swings on the park and have him push you [ ] get some dinner at a nice restaurant [ ] have him try to impress you by attempting to skate backwards [ ] hold your hand while iceskating/in-line skating [ ] make out during the drive in movies and laugh at how corny it is [ ] talk about eachothers interests [ ] sit on the beach and listen to the waves [ ] sing at the concert together [ ] have him let you win miniature golf on purpose [ ] your hand in his going down the rollercoaster drop [ ] race eachother in the pool just for fun [ ] swim in the water at the lake [ ] have him "teach" you how to bowl while his hand is on yours (even though you already know how) [ ] make fun of people at the mall [ ] try on funky clothes together
.: The End :. [ ] kiss goodnight [ ] exchange "I love you" 's [ ] tell him to call you [ ] say you had a great time [ ] he tries to kiss you but you turn your cheek and laugh [ ] hug eachother [] tell him "thanks for taking me out, bye" (you didnt really have a good time) [ ] say "i had fun, we should do it again sometime" [ ] have him tell you "youre a really great girl, i want to take you out again sometime [ ] just get out of the car and dont say anything [ ] drop him off and yell at him cause he sucked at being a date
My first name begins with the letter L-Z. I'm addicted to facebook. ^ I creep a lot. I've had my current boyfriend for longer than 6 months. My phone has a full keyboard. I love the beach. I still watch Disney movies. My parents are sleeping. I take more than 5 surveys a day. My nails are painted purple. My favorite color is yellow. I've seen the movie UP; I fell in love with it. I can't stand people who get everything they want. I've had my current job for over three months. I've been swimming within the past week. I'd rather taking bolding surveys. I'm in love with The Maine and The Summer Obsession. The Jonas Brothers piss me off to no end. I would do Shia Labeouf in a heart beat. I have seen the Hangover and it was fucking hilarious. I have done track. I have played softball/baseball. Soccer is my favorite sport. I love the Carolina Tarheels. I belong to the YMCA; I hate going swimming there. I do not like capitalizing letters. Unlike most people, I'm a fan of Miley Cyrus. I'm currently watching tv, too. I've hooked up with more than four people this year. I love art and photography. I love shopping, but only for myself. Forever 21 is my favorite store. I enjoy watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager. I like the Office. And I also like Family Guy. Greek is my favorite show. I have lead someone on. My favorite animal is a dog. I love cats. I get along with my siblings most of the time. I have seen My Sister's Keeper. I have watched all of the Mighty Ducks. I like with my mom. My parents are divorced. The walls in my room are painted pink or purple. My phone needs to be charged. I've been skinny dipping. I'm comfortable with my body. I've been so drunk that I have forgotten the night before. I have asthma. I love running. I can't stand hearing about John and Kate Plus 8. I do chores. I get an allowance. I have a car and my license. My favorite swear word is "fuck." I love to read. I know what I'm doing tonight. I watch South Park. I've cried during a Lifetime movie. I waited in line to see Twilight. I have read every Twilight book. I can't stand people who are obsessed with Twilight & Edward Cullen. I tell my mom everything. My mom knows about my sex life. I've had sex with more than five people. I've lost my virginity in my bed or someone else's. I have seen someone's penis in the past 72 hours. I've kissed someone within the past 24 hours. I have been felt up. I have been fingered. I have given head / blow job. I have been eaten out. I have had a rumor started about me that people still believe. I've started a rumor. I have a reputation of being a slut. I eat taco bell. I'm happy with my life right now.
eyes are feeling heavy but they never seem to close.
Have you had sex in the past seven days?: phone sex.
Name something great that happened this week: uhhhhh, haha
Regret doing anything in the past week?: not reeeeally.
Last thing you drank?: water.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?: wrestling tourneyyy.
What time did you go to bed last night?: like twooo ish.
What did you do Friday and Saturday?: fridayy i went to a wrestling tourneyyy, saturday was fourth of july!
Favorite color?: greenn.
Are you dating the person you texted last?: nope.
Have you ever crawled through a window?: yeah.
Ever changed in a car?: yeah.
What don’t you leave the house without?: phone.
Are you waiting for something?: nah, straight chillin.
Are you happy?: i'm whatever.
Are you good at giving directions?: no.
Ever licked someone's cheek?: yeah haa.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?: warmmmmmm.
What do you currently hear right now?: lupe fiascooo.
Is there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?: OBVIOUSLY.
Has anybody on your top friends ever admitted to liking you?: yayaya
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?: last night.
Can you touch your toes?: yeahh.
Do you know anybody who was abused?: yeah.
Do you take walks often?: no.
Is silence really golden?: not to me lol.
Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?: just my cartilageee.
Are you afraid to grow up?: yeah, kinda.
Can you count past 100?: yeah.
Do you care what people think of you?: yeah.
Do you like to read?: yeah.
Plans for tomorrow?: paintinggggg!
Is anything wrong?: uhhhh im frustrated that rich lives 8 hours away and i'm really horny all the time and i just wanna hookup with boys i know but i'm gonna feel bad cause of richieee..
Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?: no.
Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?: my mom.
What were you doing at midnight last night?: comin home.
What's your favorite season?: summer.
Have you ever ran with scissors?: yeah.
Most visited web page?: faceboook.
Looking forward to something this weekend?: weekends ovaaa.
How many siblings do you have?: one.
Do you know how to swim?: not really.
Is good grammar attractive?: yes.
Have you known any of your friends your whole life?: nope.
Are any of your friends taller than you?: yahhh.
Have you ever been ditched by a friend?: yeah.
Has one of your crushes ever called you self centered before?: no.
Directions Part 1: 1) After you have filled in how old your, 2) now fill in the the following: 3) must fill all five possibilities.
P/s at least 2 of the possibility have to be the opposite of your ideal answers. Lets see your future: Names of possible spouses 1.-richie 2.-DH 3.-ian 4.-alex. 5.-MC .
Number of possible kids: 1.-2 2.-1 3.-3 4.-0 5.-4
Possible careers: 1.-lawyer 2.-stay at home mom 3.-psychologist 4.-interior designer 5.-writer
Where will you get married? 1.-beach. 2.-by waterfall 3.-gorgeous garden. 4.-on a boat! 5.-in a pretty church.
Possible car/truck/jeep ect in the future: 1.-mistisubishi fireball 2.-vw gti. 3.-infiniti coupe 4.-mercedes benz convertible hard top 5.-infinti gti four door.
For your 1st aniversity (yeah you're a fuckin idiot.) your spouse got you: 1.-plane tickets for a vacation anywhere. 2.-a necklace 3.-a night on the townnn. 4.-flowers and chocolate 5.-puppy
5 swears you hear often? 1.-bitch 2.-fuck 3.-shit 4.-dick 5.-ass
Directions part 2: 4) Now take your age and subtract 10 years off: 5) Now take that number and go through all your reply's and every time you reach that number, cross that possibility off the list. 6) keep going through the entire list of possibility until only 1 is left from each section. 7) & that will be your future:
Insert your answers in the paragraph:
Me and [ alex ] , have been going out for a total of 3 months. To most this is not enough time to be thinking of having children, but we are ready. We have decided we love each other more than anyone can understand. Our plan is to have [ three ] kids, and we are getting started as soon as possible.
It has been 9 months and we have had our 1st child. Due to the child I had to switch my career, I am now a(an) [ psychologist ]. Our next step is to book where the wedding shall take place, and we both agreed on, [ at the beach] because of the beautiful atmosphere. After the wedding the strange hobo down the street gave us his car as a gift. The car was a(an) [ infinite coupe ]. We are still not sure if it really belonged to him, because of all the bullet holes all over the front hood.
My wife/husband and I just had our one year anniversary, it was so sweet he/she got me a(an) [ flowers and chocolate ], but I totally forgot is was our one year and didn't get him/her anything. I guess this was a big deal, because we are now getting a divorce.
The divorce is finally over.
When I got the last of my belongings out of our home, I turned to my ex and called them a [ dick ], and drove off. I then came back to the house while he/she was at work and burnt that shit down to the ground! I ran off with our couples councilor & lived happily ever after, in a mud hut in Africa with my great aunt from China, and all my ex's money (: What a life. <3 [Cred: Survey_City - MASH GAME]
